April 12, 2014   441,899 notes
cherry-dicksicle:

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danfreakindavis:

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon


make watermelon clothes



how does one not reblog this

cherry-dicksicle:

danfreakindavis:

timecourier:

danfreakindavis:

danfreakindavis:

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon

make watermelon clothes

how does one not reblog this

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April 11, 2014

No words.

April 8, 2014   154,961 notes

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endorsing-your-non-sequitur:

BUNNY BUNNY HERE’S A BUNNY BUNNY BUNNIES EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME ALL DAY

YES THIS IS A GOOD POST

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SO MUCH BUNNY JESUS

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April 8, 2014

“ Hey guess what!!! Mermaids don’t have a thigh gap. But they can still lure men to their death. ”

April 8, 2014   49,567 notes
tyleroakley:

I CAN’T LOOK AWAY NOR DO I WANT TO

tyleroakley:

I CAN’T LOOK AWAY NOR DO I WANT TO

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April 6, 2014   709 notes

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April 6, 2014   348,373 notes

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today…

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

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March 27, 2014   11,944 notes

But I’m still just a lanky dork. Ironically learning to box doesn’t make you any tougher, it just makes you realize that if you actually got into a real fight you’d probably get your arse kicked.

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March 27, 2014   3,630 notes

Pierce The Veil

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March 25, 2014   38,837 notes

You know what, you’re right. Pete Wentz is such a douche bag.

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This

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